Total Medals Earned: 1,326 (From 287 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,645 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 6/9 (325/435 points)
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Medals Earned: 5/15 (70/280 points)
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (65/95 points)
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/125 points)
Do nothing
Domo Arigato Mister...
And bears, oh my!
Bee beautiful
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Die alone
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
Meow
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/325 points)
Finish the three tutorial levels
Play and finish 5 different custom levels
Create your own level (must add at least five objects)
Rate 5 custom levels
Fire your cannon 250 times
Finish all levels
Fire three 100% shots in a row
Earn gold ranking on level 2 by only firing one ball
Clear level 15 with a ball that does not touch walls or floor
Earn at least silver rank on all levels
Earn gold rank on all levels
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (140/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/400 points)
Watch the Intro
Clear the first 5 waves
Watch the Ending
Check out the Credits page!
Clear Wave 15
Kill 100 Regulars
Clear Wave 16
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 8
Kill 50 Agiles
Kill 25 Brutes
Clear Wave 14
Clear Wave 18
Clear Wave 20
Medals Earned: 3/9 (35/205 points)
Kill 20 monsters.
Have more than 2000 gold.
Save an island.
Have more than 10000 gold.
Kill 200 monsters.
Kill 500 monsters.
Have more than 50000 gold.
Reach level 20 in hardcore mode.
Save 3 islands.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Successfully survive 20 gaps in one game
Successfully survive 40 gaps in one game
Successfully survive 50 gaps in one game